Thursday, May 8, 2008

Gus Frerotte joins Team Tancredo

This was picked up by several news outlets, but frankly it's too good not to comment on. Heath Shuler, former Redskins mega-bust and current Congressman and Superdelegate, picked yesterday, the day after the North Carolina primary, to endorse... Hillary.

If he was a Hillary fan you think he would've, you know, tried to help her out before she got her ass kicked in his home state? If he was a political opportunist you think he'd pick the dude that virtually locked up the nomination. Alas, Heath found his own unique way of fucking things up.

[Speaking of Heath, 1994 Draft is so underrated bad it's scary. In a redo the Top 5 picks probably goes: Larry Allen, Marshall Faulk, Ike Bruce, Rodney Harrison, and Kevin Mawae/Bryant Young/ or Willie McGinest. The skill position players are horrendous. After Ike and Marshall, the next best back is Chuck Garner or Jamal Anderson (RIP, probably), the next best wideout is, um, Johnny Morton? The worst part is that Shuler is legitimately the third or fourth best QB in this class (after Dilfer, Gus, and maybe Jim Miller). Yikes.]

1 comment:

Ryan Smith said...

Man, Heath Shuler just can't seem to get shit right.

However, did you see the Wash Post story about the future of DC, when they casually dropped this onus?

After years of nationwide economic decline, energy crises and sporadic small-scale terrorist hits, Vivian and Victor's townhouse community filled with people inspired to follow President Heath Shuler's "New Pioneers" call in 2017 for Americans to decentralize, to leave behind the congested and crumbling 1960s suburbs and embark on a massive resettlement of the land beyond the exurbs.