Just when I really want to hate the Cowboys even more, they go and sign Adam Jones.
They're an Underwood and a Phillips away from making me marginally indifferent towards Dallas. And that scares the shit out of me.
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seriously, just go ahead and increase the crazy quotient on us, Dallas. Sign those troubled athletes. Keep stealing little pieces of my heart.
Just know this: as god is my witness, if you so much as make a phone call to Lawrence Phillips, I will rain on your motherfucking world. And then I'll be forced to buy a jersey. And then my dad will kill me.
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